self-denial is like a three-sizes-too-small tube dress. It doesn’t look...– cara gallagher
so i’m about to give up my computer for 24 hours. i think this is a great idea. goodbye, world wide web, i will see you again tomorrow. “good old fashioned fun, bring it”-cara gallagher let’s do this thing.
I thought of that old joke, y’know, the, this, this guy goes to a...– Alvy, Annie Hall
free love on the free love freeway
hanging out with people in relationships makes me never want to be in a relationship. i am approaching the three years of being single mark and I recently thought, oh hey, maybe relationships aren’t so bad, because at least you have someone to spoon with all the time, right? but my mind changes every time i see couples fighting and dampening a good time for everyone else. i wish free love...
ode to winter
I feel like very few people write odes to winter, but this one wasn’t so bad. In fact, it was actually kind of nice. Things I enjoyed about this winter: meeting a bunch of new people especially in new brunswick. the wrist-warmer craze and fingerless gloves showed me that I could survive a winter while maintaining my manual dexterity! showing myself that I could go a whole winter without...
i took off my pants like five minutes after you left and I’ve been high...– Cara Gallagher
i refuse to get sick.
today I took not one, but two, flintstones vitamins. I am convinced that it will make my sniffles go away and allow for a successful st. patty’s day. in other news, apparently middle school kids have developed a new trick with smarties candy. Check it out.
I miss dancing. I want to dance. tomorrow is st. patty’s day and I plan on dancing. watch out, world.
i’m swimming in the ocean of pillowcase...
Instead of studying for my history of jazz midterm, I am doing this. Thank you, cara gallagher. bollocks. i love watching trumpet players because the way they use their cheeks makes them look like adorable little squirrels.