March 2011
13 posts
a zombie apocalypse mix from yours truly →
a mix to take you through a potential zombie apocalypse from initial zombie sightings to quarantines and finally to adapting to apocalyptic life with your loved ones.
a limerick.
there once was a girl from DC
who wanted so bad to be free
she skipped to the bar
it wasn’t too far
and now in her hand is whiskey
just another day at the office gym
after running a few miles on the treadmill and working up a good sweat, I was waiting for the elevator to go upstairs when I ran into the maintenance man, Charles...
Charles: so, who won? you or the machine?
Me: the machine. the machine always wins.
Charles: ::giggles::
serving size: 4 cookies.
everythingshewrote:
do the girl scouts really expect me to stop at 4 thin mints?
thin mints are the reason i gave up cookies for lent. so good, so dangerous.
